LA it is! Where fame is measured in milliseconds and reputations are gained and lost even faster!
Rusty has certainly gained a prominent role in the new Trailverse… Let the youth show the way…
Eco Rapper? How about eco-wrapper? Reptiliannaire? That’s difficult to spell. He looks like a deranged Leprechaun. Well, ’tis the season after all. Pi-Day (3.14) followed by St. Patrick’s (3/17) who drove the rats from Ireland…
So, we all gonna be eatin’ Crickets? Thanks all the same, I will stick to hooved, mammalian forms of protein…
Mark! Dive in! The water’s fine. Grab the ring! Own your fame!!
Mark, Congratulations. Or should I say Jules, Congratulations. You successfully navigated the “Either-Or” / “Neither- Nor” trap and came out on top! Ralph even thinks Mark should do it… Why Not, Mark, I mean life takes us into new territory and we always have to be ready!!
The Daily Trail 
Going to LA, huh? This is starting to remind me of Tom Petty’s “Into the Great Wide Open”, where a kid becomes an overnight music star, turns into an arrogant SOB, can’t get a second hit, and winds up alone, broke, and frustrated. Not an original theme, but a popular one, it seems!
But the tear-down of Dudley Do-Right, er, Macho Mark, continues unabated.
So, it looks like we’re moving on to weekly updates? And with all this soap opera dialog going on?