“Why the long face, Mark!?” Looks like his jaw got pulled away from his head. I suppose if there was an award for “Bad Acting in a Comic Strip”, today’s entry would be one of the finalists. And maybe also a runner-up for “Most Egregious Padding in a Story.” It’s like one of those terrible infomercials that never seems to quit. And today’s strip lends more support to the theory that Tess is the one running this game.

Nevertheless, we learned one or two things today, namely that Jess is a lonely millionaire, which also explains the outrageous “hunting cabin.” I’m just a slow kid from Virginia, so I’m also glad Rivera put that explanatory text in panel 4, because Tess’s pun shot right over my head.

Will Mark ever get to the real point of the interview, the wild pig hunting group, or will this entire week be devoted to Jess & Tess’s lovey-dovey matrimony? I wonder whether we will have to endure two more days describing their wedding. I can see a celebration as they exit the church to the accompaniment of a 21-shotgun salute by Jess’s fellow hunters, all dressed in formal duck hunter livery. Well, I have to admit that it would certainly be an interesting panel to see!