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People were shocked to discover this little-known fact!

Yes, they were shocked! Once again, Mark is caught off guard by useful information provided to him after the fact. Does he realize that it was almost certainly his impulsiveness that precipitated the current debacle? It must run in the family. Poor Mark. He must be having a panicky moment of déjà vu at the mention of “trouble with a roadside zoo.”

We could ponder why Mark didn’t bring Niecy and her laptop along so she could do her research on the way to the sanctuary, where it might have given Happy some just-in-time reasons to rethink proposing. Or Niecy could have given Mark a call to share her findings while he was still at the sanctuary. In either case, such practical considerations might have prematurely wrapped up this story.

But this is the nutty improbability that pervades movies and TV shows. People suddenly trip when fleeing bad guys; the detective leaves the office just before a crucial phone call comes through that would have cracked the case; the leading man shows up for an important dinner date but accidentally brought along a bottle of Two-Buck Chuck to impress the woman. We just gotta have these goofy plot twists!

So Mark got the important information late. Now what? Will Mark call Happy right away and tell him to get the heck out of that place as fast as he can? Or will he find out it’s too late and wind up taking Niecy with him to help pick out a wedding gift for the Happy couple? Perhaps an alligator purse that snaps shut.

Alligators:  Speaking of animals showing up in this strip, it seems like gators have also been showing up in the news a lot recently, with several attacks down in Florida within one week. It is certainly tragic news to hear about.  But my attitude is, why tempt fate? Avoiding rivers, ponds, swamps, glades, and streams where alligators, pythons, and other dangerous creatures are known to exist (or even thought to exist) seems like a no-brainer decision to me. That includes Niecy’s and Happy’s properties, with that always-hungry gator walking the grounds with impunity.

6 thoughts on “People were shocked to discover this little-known fact!

  1. According to a Popeye cartoon I saw recently, if you eat a can of spinach you can bop the gator on the nose and it will turn into several suitcases.

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  2. Are alligators actually avoidable? Attacks ‘ave ‘appened all around. At Disney World, golf courses, and anywhere.
    So, to be safe, stay out of all former states of the CSA.

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    • Yeah, that is a generally good idea, though I have family in Virginia! :)

      But, gators are in the Old Dominion, thank goodness; even in the Dismal Swamp. That’s small comfort, perhaps, as you’re more likely to run into other dangerous creatures: venemous snakes (cottonmouth, copperhead, rattlesnake), black bears, wildcats, snapping turtles, and even wild hogs. But I still bike the canal road when I’m down there. I am a bit leery of the hogs, since they can reach speeds up to about 30 mph, faster than my ebike can go!

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        • Right, I remember it. That was “The Great Dismal” story that original podcaster Dennis Williams tracked, back in 2014-15.

          Readers can view the strips for the week Jan 15, 2015 – Jan 20, 2015, where the action culminates in a big BOOM! Better yet, go back and read the entire adventure.

          The alligator appears in the Nov 21,2014 and Nov 22, 2014 strips.

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