The green stuff in the pail is paint…

Just dawned on me that skipper/ dock-hand’s bucket must have been full of paint, since that’s the same color we see on boat and motor… not very discriminating as to where he applies the brush.  One would think that the motor wouldn’t need a fresh coat of paint, but oh well…

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I still don’t get it…  Mark is going to slink about the island, suspicious of what?  Like Spiderman, his “Trail Senses” are tingling, and he is drawn to inquire, spy, snoop, and in general make a nuisance of himself.  At what point does he have gun pointed at him?  At what point will he be locked in a small room, tied up and left for dead?  Your guess is as good as mine…

Oh man… where do I start?!?

“Well, let me put down my bucket of green slop, hitch my sagging drawers, and tell you all about this guy Marlin…” says our rotund little nosey-parker at the dock…  He doesn’t seem the least bit confused at the notion of “clients” being ferried back and forth to the island…  But Mark, mind like a steel trap, immediately questions this relationship.  I don’t blame him.  Makes no sense to me either…  Georgia License Plates??  Another data point!  All roads lead back to Georgia, home of Lost Forest…  Sort of like in “Lost…”  all “roads” lead back to the island…

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So… Mark “decides to head back to Pelican Point…”  on what grounds?  Your work is done here, Mark, you have your story…  Or do you realize now that it’s not much of a story and that there is a “story behind the story” that is aching to get out?  Is Jessica trapped in a life that supports her Pelican saving habit, but deep down she knows it’s all wrong?  Is she tortured?  Physically or metaphorically?

Speaking of tortured, there’s that misshapen Pelican again in the first Panel…  what on earth happened to it?  Is it Rusty shape shifting into an animal and missing the mark?  What about Rusty and Doc, they are still stuck at the hotel staring at each other, while mark heads back over to the island…

Uh, sir… That was a yes or no question…

It’s like he asked you for the time and you had to tell him where and how your watch was made…  And what’s exactly in your pail, sir?  It’s green.  Is it paint?  Is it bait?  Nice hat by the way…  Are you channeling Alan Hale (the Skipper from Gilligan’s Island?)  You have the right build…  Where is your “little buddy?”

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That has to be the ugliest pelican ever drawn…  I am trying to figure out where the head ends and the bill begins.  Does it even have eyes??  Usually the artwork, especially as it pertains to the wildlife, is spot-on…  This one is freaking me out more and more every time I look at it…

Where Trail goes trouble follows…

It’s like a natural law or something.  He can’t go anywhere without stumbling onto a crime or racket in progress…  As Mark motors slowly toward the mainland (witness the skyline off his port bow…) He passes Marlin going the other way (I think, since there isn’t a skyline in the direction Marlin is going) with “those two guys” so yes, Mark, he left the island earlier and is now returning…

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Mark has an interesting little grin on his face as he takes stock of the irony contained in a taxidermist turning down work… and so now the plot really begins.  No doubt he will start to put what few pieces there are together, probably talk to the loose-lipped guy at the boat rental operation (does Woods and Wildlife magazine pick up these expenses?) and well, the story continues to stagger out of the gates…

Well, so much for tension…

That’s it?  Yawn.  That Marlin.  Early bird catches the worm, I guess…

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Well, there’s always tomorrow…

Mark, don’t you get sick of sitting on the ground?

Seriously.  Doesn’t your tailbone get sore or your seat all wet?  Just sayin’…

Mark seems only too happy to just let the whole “why do they have hunting gear” thing go…  huh.  He’s usually more inquisitive than that.  C’mon, Mark.  Show your stripes!  He promises to get some more pictures tomorrow… and it’s that darned camera that usually lights the fuse on adventure- capturing a still of something incriminating!!

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And oh, hey, bad news, Rusty… That prick “Marlin” was “too busy” to mount that fish of yours… We ate it for dinner..”

For the love of Mike, Mark, keep your voice down…

Shadowy figures!  Now we are talking!  And unfortunately, so is Mark!  Why must he prattle on, en voce alta,  while he should be keeping to the shadows himself!  Nothing good happens on the water after dark, Mark.  You know that by now, you have stumbled onto a nefarious enterprise…

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I keep staring at the third panel and cant’ decide what that is sticking out of the back of Mark’s head- is it a giant hackle, raised to signal danger?  A dorsal fin, designed to communicate dominance?  But hunting gear?  What?  Another Poacher based story line?  Good heavens I hope not…

But will he go inside??

C’mon Mark, don’t disappoint us!!  Since when do you let a closed (or even locked) door get between you and your natural curiosity?  Marlin said he had a “chore to do…”  I hope his work hasn’t become a “chore…”  that would be sad.

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The look of anticipation on Mark’s face in the second panel is priceless…  Like a little boy about to see his first circus…  Very shrewd of you Mark- if he’s not in there, well, he must be someplace else…  no quantum theory in play on Pelican Point!

…but the owl knows better.  They always do…

Well, that’s certainly a very leading statement…

I guess that’s one of the tricks of the trade- ask a question without really asking a question.  Make a statement that can’t not be responded to in some way, measuring the reaction to said statement…  “it can be very expensive having your own island…”  Really Mark? And what would you know of expensive?  You have lived off the largess of “Doc” Davis now for your entire adult life… have you ever made out even a rent check??

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Oh no!  Jessica was supposed to keep Mark “busy” for longer than this!!  What’ll she do?!?  Once Mark has camping on his brain, there isn’t much anyone can do!  What shenanigans will Mark walk into?  What will Jessica Cannup do to keep Mark “occupied?”  This is certainly awkward…

Clients?!?

Immediately I think Cubans, Haitians, Dominicans, illegals!  Will Mark Trail dip his nib into the inkwell of immigration??  Is Marlin scouting for Major League Baseball?? Does he get an extra bounty for promising southpaws??  So polite, he is, saying “excuse me please, Mark…”  The little ellipse at the end of that sentence, that little hesitation says it all- he’s up to NO GOOD.  Chores my arse…  Thanks Marlin, for letting us in on what you are up to, otherwise we’d all be wondering…

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But dinner’s over and they didn’t even touch the mashed yams or whatever that bowl of orange glop represents… Shame.  Lots of nutrients in every bite!!

Our Island? Whose name in on the deed, bub?

Not sure who is delivering what lines in panel two, since the camera pulled back to reveal the house from the vantage point of a 200 foot tall Magnolia tree…  But it’s been established that Jessica and Marlin are “Just Friends” and unless they are involved in some complicated joint tenancy arrangement, one is living at the pleasure of the other in the big house on this “private Island…”  But Mark knows all about that, right??

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It’s nice to see that they use the same coffee cups on the island as they use at Lost Forest…  what a comfort that must be for Mark, better for him to regulate his caffeine intake and not spoil his sleep cycle…  Looks like we are having roast for dinner too!  We can see the bare top of the tied-off hunk-o-meat at the bottom of panel one.  And of course, with Doc at the hotel, Mark could leave both him and rusty there to just stare at each other, wondering what to do next.  Not that any compunction has ever been shown around leaving Rusty alone for weeks on end… But it’s comforting to know that Doc is on the job, helping to look after the little guy…

What? is business THAT good?

You couldn’t just throw the damn thing in the deep freeze, thaw it out later stuff it and paint it??  First clue as to what’s “going on” here… A Taxidermist turning down work… something’s “fishy,” all right…  “I am in the middle of a few other things?”  What on earth does THAT mean??

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And sure, Mark, just come on in!  Nice of you to wrap the fish in brown paper and tie it up with string, otherwise there would be fish juices dripping all over the hallway rug!!  Or are we in the workshop, judging by the tool rack in the background of panel three?  “Caught a Big Snook” is code for, well, catching a big fish called a Snook.  Sometimes things are what they seem…

And from the Comics Curmudgeon:

While Jessica Canupp may turn out to be virtuous, I definitely remain convinced that her boyfriend Marlin is up to no good, what with his constant suspicion of Mark and now his refusal to help make Rusty’s dreams of a mounted, taxidermied fish looming over his bed come true. In unrelated news, I’m an unrepentant city slicker and thus have no idea how one transports a game fish to a taxidermist, but if panel two is any guide I guess you wrap it tightly in a neat cylinder of paper? My first suspicions were that Mark had brought a freakishly enormous baguette to his hosts for dinner, or perhaps a giant novelty cigar for everyone to enjoy afterwards.

Well, don’t they just have all the luck!!

Not only do they catch fish wherever they go, but they came back just in time for the turtle hatch…  and I could be wrong, but doesn’t that typically happen at night?  Or is it the laying of the eggs?  Oh, no matter, we are about to weave together all the intricately boring elements of this plot in hopes of making it moderately interesting…

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And Rusty, how do you know of such things as mounting fish?  Or was it the chance encounter on the dock where Ed the line-tender was running his mouth??  I still missed the part where Rusty accompanied Mark back to the ocean, and now Doc is making his escape from Lost Forest and will be leaving Cherry all to her own devices, feeding the big dog and watering horses…  fun, fun!!

A Sunday Bonus!

I don’t know where to begin…  What year is this??  Mark has his pipe clenched smartly in his mouth… doesn’t even have to take it out to talk!!  Look at his broad shoulders, bulging biceps and forearms, Superman should have such a build!!  I have no idea who the blonde haired lad is, but isn’t he crafty!  Filling Cherry’s head with visions of “that cute little blonde… Miss Chance…”  And Mark, did you really mean to say “I could be really entertaining” ??  “She’s a Real Honey?”  Just so you can go FISHING!?!

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I guess back in the day Mark was a Sexual Beast!  Who knew!?!

Note the candy apple recipe and how it instructs us how to know when the proper temperature is reached…  I guess a candy thermometer is too bulky to bring on the trail…

OK fine… it’s a Snook…

Do Snook jump like Tarpon?  How knows? right??  Rusty is quivering with delight… he appears to be 8 years old again in the third panel, choking the life out of the creature that fought so bravely but ultimately succumbed to his Angling Prowess…  Based on what they are fishing for, I also realize that they are probably on the gulf coast of Florida… for those of you keeping track of their whereabouts…  And oh, I have more interesting news:  the 4.5 hour drive to Savannah or Charleston just turned into a 9 hour drive to the Gulf Coast.  I ask again (hopefully for the last time) how does Mark manage to commute to and from Lost Forest on this little Pelican caper???

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But yes, all things considered, a big snore.  C’mon, Elrod, let’s get with the evil making here…  what do you bet that they take Mr. Snook in and have him filled with sawdust??

Ah Yes… The Silver King

The Tarpon.  The fish that drove development to Southwest Florida.  The fish that, until the late 19th century, could not be conceived of being caught by rod and reel…  And so with the magic of the transitional / locational / time bending / plot moving box in panel one, Mark and Rusty are on the water…  fishing!  Remember the good old days, ladies and gents, when Mark would almost seemingly take fiendish delight in promising to take Rusty fishing, only to be called away on another “assignment?”  Well, that tension (alas) no longer exists and now he is not only wetting his line, he is traveling to fisheries that the common working man may never get to see in a lifetime… Do I sound jealous?  Maybe just a little…

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I guess I will stop asking about the whole space-time conundrum…  The authors clearly feel they can violate those laws with impunity.  So let’s revel in the fact that Mark is offering up a modest fist-pump at the sight of Rusty hooking a Tarpon  (which seems to have turned the boat, or at least Rusty, around…) and wait patiently for this story to reveal its evil side…

Well, where is Rusty? in the Trunk?

As I may have pointed out, Mark is a good 4.5 hours away from Lost Forest right now- to be anywhere near salt water and Pelican habitat- yet he’s going to “take Rusty fishing” today?  Totally don’t understand that one…  and are we inviting Rusty to dinner, or does he go back in the trunk with the catch of the day?  And besides, Rusty who?  It’s not like Jessica has been introduced to the entire trail clan…

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Oh, Marlin’s not going to be happy about supping with Trail.  Clearly Jessica has been drawn in by Mark’s outdoor nature writer wiles, and can barely resist him by standing there arms akimbo, chest thrust forward, asking him to dinner…  Rusty?  Rusty who??

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So endeth the lesson…  Really?  I mean who the heck doesn’t know, by now, that throwing trash into the water is a big non-no??  But then I am reminded of my own experiences… going out bluefishing off the Jersey shore and watching the crew of the boat tossing can, bottles, cardboard, anything and everything off the back of the boat as we headed back in to port…  And the island of trash in the Pacific that is the size of Texas…

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Mark is truly in his element here, judging by the look on his face in panel one.  “This story ought to write itself!” he must be thinking… But what evil lurks behind this eco-façade??  There must be something, otherwise why would Marlin and Jessica have exhibited such caution, bordering on paranoia??  We should know in a couple of weeks…

Jessica Likes a big mounted fish…

Especially the sail variety… the look of awe and reverence in the last panel gives away her passions… unless she had a spicy rigatoni last night, she is breathless in the face of such stuffed and mounted natural beauty…

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But the phrase “work on Injured birds” leaves me a little cold… Minister to, nurse back to health, heal, anything but “work on…” Having your bird hospital share space with the tools of the taxidermy trade seems a little off-putting, unless of course one figures that whatever doesn’t get saved gets stuffed and sold.  I guess that’s what Henry Ford would call “vertical Integration,” like when he purchased rubber plantations on a distant continent so he could ensure the supply of rubber for the tires that went on his Model T…

Oh! so you are THAT Mark Trail…

And apparently you have hands made of asbestos or some other heat shielding material…  as Mark grabs the Ol’ #8 cast iron skillet by the bare handle…

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Jessica:  Mark Trail, impervious to time and space, has been writing stories since before you were a gleam in your father’s eye…  and will continue to do so as you pass into old age and beyond.  Anyone rooted in the trailverse does not age.  All casual characters come and go like regular folks- even do prison time when appropriate… right, Jeff?  right, Jared?  Have you met anyone interesting in stir??