The underlying issue of the current Mark Trail story is, once again, fraud. It’s a frequent (and increasingly boring) motive of Mark Trail villains. Elder citizen Happy Trail has been smitten by an online catfisher who turned out to be another elder citizen named Gail. She runs a gorilla sanctuary and has already received several cash gifts from Happy. Aside from the sanctuary’s convenient location in Florida (for the sake of the story, as Happy also lives in Florida), it is a plausible location for the sanctuary.

Mark and Happy drove to the sanctuary to investigate. But Happy was really more interested in proposing marriage to Gail, which he did almost immediately upon arriving. This surprised everybody and upset Mark’s questioning of Gail. Mark tried to put the brakes on the proposal, but Gail took advantage of Happy’s naiveté to push her own advantage. She had her son, Guyler, “show Mark around the sanctuary”, so she could work, undisturbed, on Happy. For reasons that only a story plot could appreciate, Mark agreed to be led away! Now, who is naïve?

As they walked around the site, Guyler revealed to Mark that the sanctuary was bleeding cash and nearly bankrupt. Thus, they needed donors and thus, their fraudulent fundraising tactic. Mark seemed to buy into the story, but I have my doubts. Guyler admitted they needed lots of money, which suggests the kind of funding you get from a foundation or a rich benefactor. They are not the types of resources you locate running low-end Internet scams. So, I think Guyler is running a scam on Mark to gain his sympathy and approval by appearing to secretly confess to their dire financial situation.

I sure hate mosquitoes, including flies, ticks, and gnats. I grew up in the south, where all of those pests are quite common. I thought living in a northern state would be cooler and less likely to be as infested. Well, it sure gets cooler, but otherwise, I was so wrong!

Well, who doesn’t hate mosquitoes, except animals that eat them and companies that sell anti-mosquito products? Anyway, if you are using insect repellents as Mark suggests, the best choices are products containing EPA-approved DEET or Picaridin. I’ve read that oil of lemon eucalyptus (CDC approved) is also really good for discouraging mosquitoes and ticks, but it’s not for children under 4. I use DEET, but have never tried OLE. I think I’ll have to try it out!

Cutting the lawn just before an outdoor event is also helpful, as it minimizes safe spaces for mosquitos to rest. A somewhat breezy day is one of the best natural protections against mosquitoes, because they are not very efficient flying in wind. Consider fans!