Johnny? Johnny who?

I know that over the years Mark has been known to lack empathy, but this takes it beyond the pale…  No sense in calling yourself an “Old Friend” of Mark’s when in the direst of circumstances he simply writes you off…  Sort of like that scene in Austin Powers when Mustafa (played by Will Ferrell- ha!) falls victim to the tipping chair that throws you into a burning pit to supposedly die and all you end up with is getting badly burned…

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Pray?  Since when did you become a man of God, Mark?  Your faith lies only in your own invincibility and the fact that you have a comic strip named for you, which guarantees you about 10,000 lives…