What is that on his chin, anyway?

Looks like a Ringtail Lemur gave up its tail for the benefit of this guy’s “look..”


Are they “blood diamonds?”  One can only imagine… however it may be a bit odd that they are already cut and polished.  At least they are a bit easier to transport than Rhino Horns!  And how did he manage to get them through customs?  OK, I don’t want to know.  Too much information there…

Who in the world???

Non-verbal clowns… named after German Kaisers… making (again) front page news… “Set to retire?”  Who even tracks or cares about such things??


But enter, stage left, who?  Shake-ya-booty?  He looks like Victor Buono, the guy who played the evil King Tut on the original Batman TV series starring Adam West and Burt Ward??


“Unexpectedly Extended…?”  As usual, who in the world talks like that??  But it’s clear that these two have history…  which we will no doubt learn more about in the coming weeks!