…and the color commentary…
“He’s burst through the line, and into the second level!”
“Yes, Jim, that was a tremendous hole opened up by superior blocking on the part of the center and left guard!”
“He’s Still going, only one player to beat! Touchdown!”
Happy Superbowl everyone! I am guessing that 80% of the population in the Twin Cities will be happy when this circus has moved on… and for those who may have missed it, or aren’t one with “The Cities,” a local brewing company has done yeoman’s work in describing the zeitgeist…
The Daily Trail 
One word: Jumanji.
Still can’t get by the notion of a circus carting a rhinoceros about the country by train.
On the other hand, the rhino-in-the-circus plot line appears to have some basis in fact:
http://www.circushistory.org/Query/Query06f.htm
Will wonders never cease!