What’s a ‘Weekend?’
When you don’t really work, the days all sort of mush together…
And still no acknowledgement, Mark, that you were being a Class-A Butthead… So sure of yourself that everyone around you couldn’t be seeing the things they were seeing…
And would a ‘Farewell Tour’ involve setting all the animals free? This still doesn’t make a lick of sense…
The Daily Trail 
While Mark may be “Mr. Obvious”, the Sheriff gets the nod for being “The Beat-Around-The-Bush-Kid”.
Anyway, what would Mark know about relaxing on weekends? He’s rarely around long enough to see a week go by. Maybe he misheard a comment by Cherry, something to the effect that when Mark is gone, we can relax.