Something tells me Joe ain’t gonna be nappin’…

Game on, boys and girls!

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This looks like a well paved, urban setting…  Might as well be in Rapid City, SD…

Yea… It’d be a shame if anything were to happen to you…

As the Howler is about to bite into a live fish (wow, what a way to go, huh?) Joe gives a final round of “parental” advice to the tweens…

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But what is their plan, anyway?  To find and follow this unknown guy and see who he gives the artifact to?  Then what?  Surprise?!  We got you!?  We aren’t playing freeze tag, you know…  or maybe grab some footage on their “cameras?”

Wrong again!

The raptor did NOT come up empty-taloned!  But now has to face a howling monkey, which are never as “nice” as we want them to be…

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Because cell phones create a force field around otherwise vulnerable youth?  I think that’s a great and grave misconception, if ever there was one…  cue the kidnappers.  Two kids are about to go missing!

Swing and a Miss!

Looks like the Mexican Raptor came up empty-taloned below…  and squawks his disappointment…

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I’m guessing that Joe knows the “Shady Areas of Santa Poco” all to well…  That sounds like a new fall series on NBC…  harkening back to the town that the Three Amigos saved…

Rusty’s not very good at lying…

As doe-eyed, opossum-tailed Mara considers the reality that Joe is in on the bad stuff they are witnessing, Joe is clearly wondering what the heck these crazy kids are up to…

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So, as we are witnessing the very opposite of Speed, we are reminded that Rusty and Mara would like to be “dropped off” behind the bus for no apparent reason…

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…other than to test boundaries and see what trouble they can muster in a foreign land without the rule of law…

I am glad that they are whispering…

…and I am sure that Joe’s wheels are turning…  knowing that he will have to neutralize the building threat… I remind us all that this is a totally self-inflicted wound… the fact that he drove Rusty and Mara right to the scene of the crime and allowed them to witness the drop…

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Of course it’s Mara who is keeping them from showing their hand… but I keep wondering when that mane of hers is going to come to life.  It looks like a/an opossum strapped to the back of her head!

Why don’t you telegraph your moves a little more…

Rusty… Rusty?  Are you making a move?  A hotel room?  Really?  Is Mara in on this with you?

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Wouldn’t have thought you had it in you, boy…

Riveting…

…with the stolen artifact being ferried on public transportation, and the Up in Smoke-mobile hot on it’s Trail (ha!) there’s no telling how long we might have to witness this ‘chase scene…’

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Careful with all the questions, (Rusty?) you’ll give yourself away…

I’ll give credit where it’s due, though… James Allen sure can draw a bus.  Even one that appears to be floating on a cloud.  I guess it has rained a while in the rainforest…

Souvenirs…

…yea… That’s the ticket!

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Boy, these kids are being really cagey, aren’t they?  I guess in today’s rough and tumble world, you really don’t know who to trust!   Certainly not a Grant Wood American Gothic look alike driver of a ridiculously modified van with a sleeping disorder!  Calling Dagwood Bumstead?  I thought he had the market cornered on sleeping his life away…

I looked into his eyes…

…and saw his soul

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I don’t know what creeps me out more…  the little dots of india ink that are Joe’s eyes, or the fact that none of the men in the Trailverse have any pigment in their lips…

But who is the guy that was watching them in the templefigure

About the same size as the creepy doll, I’d say… doll

Well… who is Rusty’s bitch now??

As our friendly Toucan in the foreground displays its omnivorous traits (No more nuts… I need me a lizard!) Rusty (who has grown to be 6 feet tall) informs Joe that he (they?) want to go see Santa Poco (because they saw the guy with the stolen mask get on a bus headed that way?) before it gets “too dark.”

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Didn’t see that one one coming, huh?  Well, Joe, you can easily underestimate Rusty, as I did yesterday, so I guess we’ll have to see where this all goes…

Intervene?

Lesson from the current story… never judge a book by its cover, or a sleeping man by his apparent ennui…

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…and apparently there is a subspecies of Rattlesnake that is indigenous to the Yucatan…  the Crotalus simus tzabcan… above asking Mr. Rat if he wouldn’t be so kind as to check him for gum disease…

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That’s right, Joe… because we saw something we were counting on and have bring to your attention!  Oh Rusty, trusting Rusty…  How can you possibly know who is and isn’t in on the caper at this point??  Better to bring this to Mark’s attention and let him start to meddle… which is a Natural State for him…

What? I mean, “Who?”

Credit where it’s due:  This kind of made me chuckle this morning…

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…and further evidence that Mark still earns some kind of paycheck… (I know I get fixated on that…) by writing articles for “Field and Forest” or “Woods and Streams” or “Woods and Wildlife” whatever the heck that magazine is called…But it would seem that both Joe and the voice on the radio are readers of said periodical… as Joe corrects and reminds the disembodied voice about a feature of a certain cave adventure that was an early example of the kind of pacing we’d have to endure in the James Allen era…

And the Owl says, “What?”

OK, Hang on a Minute…

What complicates things is the fact that you knew that there was a “drop” going down at the temple and yet you brought Rusty and Mara right to it?  Besides sleepy, how dumb are you?

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Sleepy Joe continues to prattle on and hold forth like he’s the brains of the outfit… use the kids?  Get them out of the way?  Mark Trail’s reputation?  For what?  Sponging off friends and family?  Never working an honest day in his life?  Being obtuse and not self-aware?

Even ‘The Drooler’ is in on it!

Poor Joe… he sleeps his way through life.  That includes the need to wear a bib, as apparently he drools when he naps.  Ick.

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“The Gig?”  What- are they in a band or something?  “Onto” or “on to?”  I think it’s the latter, but then I am not sure… Did Rusty and Mara go in to the Temple or into the temple?  Or they simply entered the Temple…   I recently caught myself saying something that I have been saying probably most of my life- a non-word… “Wholenuther,” as in, “that’s a wholenuther thing you’re talking about…”  I have to laugh.  It’s not a word, obviously, but I think it’s clear what I mean…  Oh well.

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“Unfortunate” indeed…  but that’s not a word that a henchman uses… That’s more a word that the mastermind would use, whilst stroking his cat

Joe’s gonna get his ass fired…

So… as Rusty and Mara are chasing the bus on foot, going after the bad guy with the (I guess) genuine historical artifact, Joe is passed out in the van.  One has to wonder who is screaming at him through the radio…

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One also has to wonder what it would be like to be chronically in need of sleep.  Oh, wait… I can relate, especially when it comes time to create another entry chronicling the “progress” of one of these James Allen “story” lines…  The Jag in the foreground would seem to agree…

Where the hell are they running?

They were about 30 feet from the bus, now it looks like they are going to chase it on foot?

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Seriously, Campers, this is getting more difficult by the day.

Time Check

April 30th…  that’s the day the plane took off for Mexico. That would make it roughly 4 months of nonstop non-intrigue…  Prior to this we were about to meet Manuel Blanco Romansanta…  But then we cut away to the Trails at the Airport…

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So yea… This looks like a good idea- boarding an “old Mexican bus” bound for who knows where… Santa Poco?  El Rey?  And thank you Rusty for pointing out obvious facts just to make sure that we, the readership, aren’t left to guess what’s happening.

Crime Dog?

Just to maintaintain the illusion of movement and pace I am doubling up on the dailies…

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Did you, Rusty, compliment Becky?  I don’t recall.  But then I don’t really recall much of what happens, it grinds along so slowly…

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Yea! Let’s make sure we get good and lost, or at least find ourselves cornered by bad people…  That will be exciting!

Let him have it, Mara!

What?  The laconic and naive Rusty grunts…

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Mara makes a great point, but in Rusty’s world, everyone is an “Old Friend,” and by extension that included Becky.  But readers of this strip (even in its current incarnation) would have recognized that Becky was no good…  Sort in the Mata Hari sense of the word…

But again, Rusty also jumps to the conclusion that Professor What’s-his-Name is not in on this scam…  Rusty, it is possible that even “Old Friends” can be crooks…