Dirty, I’ve never been so glad to see anyone in my life!!

OK that’s a bit of an overstatement, but if the sight of you and your scared face is the price to pay to never see Baldy, Blondie and Pilot McPonytail again, I will gladly pay it!!  Recall too, those of you who might be joining the journey late, that Chris “My friends call me Dirty” Dyer was last seen dead after a fiery explosion over the smuggling of Rhino Horns… And since Mark is calling him “Chris,” we can assume that he did not consider him a “friend…”

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So what is Chris Dyer doing casting about in Miami??  One thing’s for sure… He’s as surprised to see a newspaper box as any of us would be… right up there with finding a pay-phone!!

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Brickell Bay…  not quite South Beach…

And the Little Ones Chewed on the Bones-O

Oh, the fox went out on a chase one night, Prayed for the moon to give him light, He’d many a mile to go that night, before he reached the town-o… Huh.  I guess it’s “Chilly Night” but but we always sang “Chase one night…”

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Well, I’m certainly glad that we have that all sorted… at least now we know that the work on the reservation will be sanctioned…

But let’s meet the furry little ferret

Cute little guy, but apparently hell on earth for prairie dogs…

From Chiseled to Misshapen…

That’s what happens when you go from the clip-art drawer, panel two, to having to actually draw Mark, panel three.

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Couldn’t agree more with the recent comments.  Lots of twine to ball up here, and now we have to endure a “little fishing” with the shape-shifting Rusty?  Or is this a tease like in days of yore?  Recall that Rusty actually got to go fishing on this blogger’s watch- in August of 2013- literally a first…

Oh no! Time is marching on…

And it’s showing on Doc’s face!  In the last 10 minutes, Trail Time, Doc has aged back to and beyond where he was at the beginning of this story… And Mark looks more and more like Rusty! Eek!

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Run, rodent, run!  Or you won’t ever get to star in a JLE production!

Yea, Heaven forbid you should actually pay for something…

Now Mark has endorsement deals with Camera Companies?  Sort of like Andre Agassi with the Canon Rebel??

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And yes!  AndysOwner is correct- Doc is looking like Benjamin Button– Aging in reverse… Aside from the white hair around the dome perimeter, his face is looking downright youthful… not the lock-jawed countenance that we have come to know!

Couple of days, huh?

That should only takes us a couple of months to endure…

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And as Cherry turns her Precious Moments Big  Eyes on Mark, we see that they have little effect on him.  By the last panel, Cherry is wearing a scowl that would be Cruella DeVille blush…

Wait for it…

Oh Doc, you are such a card… as you continue to throw logs on your daughter Cherry’s anxiety fire…  A Real Deathtrap!  Ha!  You are funny as a crutch…

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Or the ghost-town could be full of ghosts!  We’ll have to find out…

Jeez, Cherry, just let it go…

Mark needs to get his high cheekbones and chiseled chin the hell away from Lost Forest, alone this time.  Like GEICO saving you 15% on car insurance, it’s what he does.  It’s what his readers want…

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Whoa… now you just wait a minute, there, Doc.  We call you “Doc” because you are a VET, not an MD… can you even be legally administering a tetanus shot to a human being?  Why don’t you just go ahead and layer on a vaccine for Rabies and Distemper while you are at it? And unless the Bear stepped on a rusty nail, then what’s the point?  I guess we’ll find out tomorrow, unless we do a quick cut to Dirty Dyer on an airplane, crammed into coach, with his Safari hat lowered down over his face…

So, I guess this means Mark is off to South Dakota

So much for Johnny Dangerous, I mean Dirty Dyer…  or Lee “the Huntress” Hunter.  Our story teller is going all Tarantino on us- asymmetrical plot lines that go back and forth in time and finally meet at a point.  OK, I can handle that.

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So as Mark returns to the quote- scene of the crime -unquote, in SD, home of the Johnny Lone Elk ranch and (apparently) Tornado weather, he will be armed (or bogged down by) his NOAA Weather Radio just in case they can’t see the tornado coming at them from miles across the open prairie.  And Cherry will be left behind… muahahahaha!  MUAHAHAHA!!

The “so-called” disaster…

Yes, I think we ought to be very careful in applying that label… Considering the magnitude of disasters lately.  Not much will compare to an island blowing up, after all… even if that wasn’t Mark’s fault.  And with regard to the “Water-World disaster,” Mark is once again considering the “All’s Well that Ends Well” defense… despite some apparent car damage… But what were the two of them doing at a theme park in the first place?  Maybe it was Mark’s Bachelor Party before he finally tied the knot with Cherry…

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Mr. Owl sure look annoyed, as if he can hear and understand every word being spoken…But not half as annoyed as Mark Trail’s readership if we don’t start moving this one along a bit…

Was Alcohol involved?

Girls Gone Wild?

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By the look on Mark’s face, he’s had just-about-enough of all this discussion about whether he gets to go hang out with Johnny Lone Elk in South Dakota!   Even though he’s never actually said whether or not he’s going!  But it sure seems like he is…

And by “disaster” Mark, are we talking natural or man-made?  And what could possibly have happened at Wally World that has perhaps gotten you banned for life, at least in Cherry’s mind??

The odds of a Tornado hitting just increased 10-fold…

I am not even sure one could call this “Foreshadowing…” More like, “Look at my hand! I’ve got a Full House, Aces over Kings!”

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Well, I still like Mark’s chances better than I do that poor rodent, who is about to become a meal, bones and all, for the owl.  Ever seen owl scat?  It’s fascinating.  If you are into that sort of thing.  Seriously, it’s comprised of hair, bones, feathers and everything that didn’t dissolve in the owl’s stomach acids…

So c’mon, Cherry, let the guy go!  He needs to go punch a tornado or something…

The Stage is Set!

OK, I need to pay better attention, boys and girls!!  The Cheyenne River Reservation… a brief mention, but one that got past me!!  This is why Cherry, still being ignored, is asking Mark whether he is going to South Dakota!  In Tornado Season no less!!  Lord, man, what ARE you thinking!?

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According to Doc, I see that one has to be not just smart, but brilliant, to run a dude ranch… and there is a big mention of the reservation in the Travel South Dakota website…

So… Mark is leaving and Dirty is on his way… oh sweet tension!  You could cut it with a knife!  Which is probably what Dirty has in mind…

Cherry? Cherry who?

As Cherry tries to weigh in with her knowledge of local environmental activities, she is effectively ignored by her husband and father.  What jerks.

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And what kind of a name is Johnny Lone Elk?  Elk travel in herds. For protection.  Elk that are left alone are ones that can’t keep up and are as good as dead.

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Boy, we get up a little head of steam, meet and “Old Friend” in an African Airport, then we return to Lost Forest to witness quite possibly the most stultifying and boring lives on the planet…

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What- didn’t Johnny the Elk-man see any Beaver?  Woodchuck?  Honey Badger?  I can hardly wait for tomorrow’s installment…

C’mon Rusty, bedtime!

It’s 5:00 and you need to turn in now…  I always hated that when I was a kid in the summer-  I’d have to go to bed and it was still light out!  But wait… isn’t Rusty a teenager by now?  This is really weird.  But then what isn’t when it comes to the Trail’s home life??  And is that Rusty’s room, that little shed on the right side of the house?

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Johnny Lone Elk?  Hmmm, not sure we have made his acquaintance… And who calls just to say they saw a pair of Wolves?

Oh Cherry, you so smart!

And Mark, you are not impressing her in the least!  They are Coyotes, dum-dum! The kind that howl, not the kind that traffic in human lives… we had a brush with those at the start of the cave “adventure.”

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But why, Mark?  Why think about wolves?  You’re not making any sense.  And for the record, a Coyote “howl” is more of a “yip, yip, yip” anyway…

Sleep well, Mark & Cherry…

Or is that Doc playing Poet Laureate?  Or reading from Bram Stocker’s Dracula

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Regardless, I am sure Mark is snug and smug in the knowledge that all is calm… Little does he know that Dirty Dyer is coming for him!

Wait a second…

To his friends he’s still “Dirty,” but to the authorities he’s “Mr. Smith?” And how’d he come by that fake passport?  Such intrigue!  A regular James Bond!  Although James Bond never felt the need to have an alias…  He was always Bond… James Bond.

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And I am a bit confused… doesn’t one clear customs upon arrival and not departure?  Oh, well…  In these days of extreme vetting, I guess anything is possible…

This story does cause me to wonder about the field of opportunity that lies with all the people that Mark has “wronged” in the name of doing “right.”  They do their time in jail, pay their debt, and then what?   What do they have to do?  What have they been stewing about for months other than to get back at the one who took them down!  Interesting!

Dirty’s mission…

…will not be stalled or stopped by a pretty face in a safari hat… such is the zeal and the desire (we assume) to “right” certain “wrongs” done to him by The Trail…

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But poor Lee… she thinks that it’s another case of her coming on too strong… story of her life, we are to suppose…  And a measure of her loneliness, wanting to take on a guy who calls himself “Dirty…”  But hey, maybe she’s into that kind of thing.

Still, as Chris ponders what could have been, it looks like we are in send-up mode to what could be a clash of… titans? Well, maybe not that big, but certainly words will be exchanged, and dare I hope?? Fists flying?  Recall, that Chris was willing to engage before, even if Mark was not…