Still doesn’t look like him…

How appropriate that 2016 will be the Year of the Monkey…  The Red Fire Monkey to be exact…  As Mark scampers up the sheer rock face.  Sorry, still doesn’t look like him- face too narrow, nose too slender and long, chin jutting out too far…

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But soft! What does the ringing in his ditty bag bring??  Cherry?  Bill Ellis? Some other random person?  Maybe mark knows Gabriel the Chiropterologist and he will be sprung on another adventure.

As we say good bye to 2015 and hello to 2016, Mark Trail reminds us that change is ever-present in our lives and should be embraced.  OK, that was a stretch… but here’s to a great 2016, everyone!  As time marches on ever more quickly, please take time to sit on your own outcropping and take a breath of appreciation… Remember, WWMD??

Well, I guess this IS Mark…

The last panel reveals a familiar face… but where or when on earth did Mark have the time to develop these skills?  I guess getting shot at wasn’t enough.  He has to manufacture his own death defying moments when he’s home… this sort of reminds me of the opening scene from Star  Trek V- The Final Frontier, where Captain (or was he an Admiral by then?) James Tiberius Kirk did a little gratuitous climbing, soloing up El Capitan, only to be interrupted, and later saved, by Spock in his Jet/ Anti-Gravity Boots…

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So now we have to get used to Mark the Fearless, Mark the Undaunted, Mark the Buff…  so much to get used to in this James Allen World…

Yes it was!!

Close, that is.  I have to admit- for one who suffers from mild to moderate to- OK, I admit it- severe acrophobia… fear of heights, today’s installment created in me a certain reaction.  Or is it technically fear of Falling?  Because heights, in and of themselves, present nothing in the way of danger.  Barophobia is the irrational fear of gravity.  Individuals suffering from barophobia can either have the fear that gravity might crush them, the fear of falling because of the gravity involved (distinct from the fear of heights), or even the fear that gravity might cease to exist and they will float away.   Flying in an airplane gives me no pause… I suppose that’s because I have complete confidence in the fact that there is more risk on the Crosstown Highway than there is in falling victim to a plane crash.  Roller-coasters also have no effect on me, especially that slow tick, tick, tick up the incline, and the special rush that one gets when slightly weightless at the apex before gravity takes over.  But pertaining to the strip below, I admit to a feeling of  fear, a weakness in the legs, a flutter in the stomach just looking at it.  Recall, dear readers, the trip your faithful scribe took to the CN Tower in Toronto earlier in the year…  I can tell you it took all available courage to step out onto the glass floor!!

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So as the yet to be named stud with 0% body fat hangs perilously from the only available outcropping by the point of his rock hammer, we shall have to wait until tomorrow to see how he gets himself out of this predicament as it seems that even his safety rope has lost its ability to arrest any further downward influence from gravity…

Meanwhile back at LF…

…a little eye candy.  But begs the age-old question:  Does wearing only the skimpiest of spandex apparel on only one’s lower half enhance one’s ability to free-climb sheer rock faces??

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But let’s consider the scenery here…  Cutter’s Bluff… introduced to us as Mark was escaping from the cranky Black Bear and saved by Rex, the ill-tempered Grizzly…  it would appear that Lost Forest has had a sudden, dramatic seismic upheaval…  Cutter’s Bluff has grown to the proportion of Half Dome of Yosemite and Ansel Adams fame.

As we bounce from locale to locale, let’s all continue to wonder what will bring all of these threads together to form a line… a story line, that is…

Tejas??

Boy did I get that one wrong…  They are in Texas, not Mexico…  And oh, by the way ‘Texas’ en Español is Texas.  Not Tejas, which, according to the Google translator, means “roof tiles…”  Good to know.

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Gently, right?  Need to glove-up and gently “pick one off…”

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Nice shot of Gabriel’s Goiter in Panel 1…  That man needs a little more iodine in his diet…  Or fewer tortillas…

As night returns to the desert…

…we see the colony, or cloud of bats exiting the cave to begin their evening activities…  According to my source, Cloud is shared with Flies, Gnats and Grasshoppers… while Colony is shared with Ants, Auks, Badgers, Beavers, Chinchillas, Frogs and Gulls.  My favorite remains a Murder of Crows, but a new one that draws a smile is an Intrusion of Cockroaches…

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So while Carina is looking to be nominated for the Captain Obvious Award for 2015 (time is running out, you know…) we can once again marvel at her get-up… safety first, right???

Double the what?!?

OK, I admit, sometimes (more often now than in the past,) I am at a loss for what to say regarding the developing story arc…  In the days of my mother and father’s Trail, each day was like a Christmas stocking… you started at the top and just kept digging, wondering what was at the bottom…  So much bad dialogue, antiquated themes and memes… A virtual piñata, waiting to be given a good whack with the promise of goodies pouring forth…  

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But here we have a random, yowling coyote, who apparently is there for no reason other than to stir up the bats??

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And what exactly does a bat panic look like?  Bit of a stretch I’d say…  nothing more than that out there in the Google-verse…

But let’s study the art the panels above.  Suddenly there is more ambient light with which to work, Gabriel (in the middle panel) suddenly has blacked-out eyes, as the censors from the comics syndicate need to hide his identity, or he just has amazingly thick eyelashes…And what’s he reaching for?  A weapon to silence the coyote?  Filled with “Dead Coyote” ammunition??  I mean, how reviled does a species have to be to have a shotgun shell specifically configured and marketed to do away with said species??

And we finally get to see Carina’s face… I’d have to say… handsome?  At least she keeps her eyebrows in check and her lip liner well ordered…  guessing she picked up those frames at LensCrafters…

My what big eyes you have!

It would seem that Gabriel has spent his life in the depths of bat caves- his eyes are huge.  Note he has but one helmet/ headlamp for Carina, since apparently he doesn’t need one.  Sort of reminds me of the continuing saga of Bat Boy in the Weekly World News!

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White Nose Syndrome…  not to get ahead of the story here, but it affects bats during hibernation, when they are holed up in their hibernaculum, plural form hibernacula, a place where animals hibernate… so given that bats probably don’t need to hibernate in Mexico, they aren’t as prone to WNS…   but I am sure the good professor knows that.

because… to study bats?

…for to study bats?  Even if English is not your first language, this doesn’t make any sense…

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So let’stake stock of where we are…  Other than Meh-hee-co.  We saw a lizard eat a spider only to then be carried off by a raptor… cruel.  Then we met up with Jose and Jefe in the Cantina… sinister.  Now we have “Call me Gabriel” and Carina out in the middle of nowhere- presumably at the mouth of La Cueva de los Muertos…  creepy.  For more than one and any number of reasons…

How Mark gets entwined in this story is anyone’s guess… maybe Mark, Cherry and Rusty decide that they have been working way to hard and they decide to go on a vacation to one of those all-inclusive places…  and then decide to go on a resort-sponsored excursion…  to bat caves.  Maybe a chance to catch a dread disease and bring it back to Lost Forest… Oh the possibilities are endless!!

…because no one can hear you scream…

Well, isn’t this tremendously suspenseful…  as night races in from stage right, thoughts of “what the Hell was I thinking?” are racing trough Carina’s mind.  I love her words, though… “fearsome reputation…”  almost a foreshadowing effect on what is to come.

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A check on the Cueva de los muertos reveals that this is a burial site of some repute…  where presence of children’s bones (sacrifice?) are present showing signs of “Periosteal Reaction.”  This means that there is evidence of trauma, disease or some other unnatural upset…

Well, that’s quite a lot to take in, boys and girls…  just remember, trusting in your elders can sometimes end badly!!

Uh, oh… She’s calling him Gabriel…

What, like the desert ecosystem, where humans would survive less that a day or two unless they brought in everything they need?  Like bottles and bottles of Spring Water, like the Marines in the movie Jarhead?

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I can tell that Carina is already regretting her decision to go into the desert with her professor… His teachings, preachings and ministrations are already wearing thin on her…  besides, isn’t there some rule that suggests that students and their professors should not be alone, 1 on 1?  Haven’t they read the  book Lolita or seen the movie Gone Girl??

I can tell we are in for another 170+ day schlog… get comfortable, everyone…

And the lección continues…

With the palette muted in the desert, we have less to distract our eyes, so we are drawn to the riveting lecture being delivered by Gabriel.  Indicator Species?  Don’t you mean Sentinel Species?  Canary in a coal mine?  No, he’s correct… There is a difference between and indicator species and an animal sentinel.  The latter is purposely put in harm’s way to alert humans to dangers… the former signals changes in the environment in an ecosystem where they would naturally occur.  OK enough of that… my brain hurts…

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Note the Desert Hare and how large the ears are… allowing the animal to dissipate heat, not to mention hearing things from literally miles away…  While we are on the desert theme, here is the Sunday edition as an added bonus:

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I bet this little guy gets teased all the time…

Good Lord, Man, Let the Woman Speak

Twice now- “Call me Gabriel” and “No, No, etc…”  Have another coffee, Professor Gabriel…  what – are you going to sound your trumpet next?  Announce the End of the World?  Beginning of the new age?  No, just talk about how eemportante bats are to our general well being etc, etc…

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So, apologize all you want, horn blower, you are still a rude man.

Chiropterologist?  Really? From the fact that Bats are of the order chiroptera… the only mammals capable of flight- as opposed to falling with style

Oh thank Goodness…

…we have been blessedly and mercifully removed from Lost Forest and are now back in the Desert!  Good thing… no telling what Mark and Cherry were going to do next…

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Enter two new Characters: Professor Gabriel (“Call me Gabriel”) Chavira and Carina, the impressionable estudiante…  In a dust-covered jeep doing who-knows-what kind of field work.

Chavira is a family name from Spain (original conquerors) and has since morphed into Chavez…

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Let’s hope the Professor doesn’t let that go to his head…

 

More clip art…

…except for the first panel…  Cherry – what happened, girl??  Your face / neck / shoulder situation is all off…

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Let us not be too hard on these two.  Could be that this is nothing new for them, we just never had this vantage point before in the Legacy Mark Trail under Dodd and Elrod.

But what could possibly make Our Hero cross paths with ‘Jefe’? (Which is Spanish for “Boss” or “Chief,” I am told…)  What could lure Mark away from the ardent embrace of his One and Only?  Fear not, he will soon return to the wooden Mark Trail of old, hearing the siren call of adventure, or maybe just the shrill call of the one they call Rusty- “Hey Mark (I mean ‘Dad’) want to do a little fishing??”

OK- news flash- I have it all wrong! Upon re-reading the timeline,  Jefe is the underling and Jose is the Boss!  I am soooo confused!!  …and I need a life!!

Oh, ‘B’ as in ‘B’, ‘S’ as in ‘S’…

With all respect, Mark, that’s a bunch of Malarkey.  Wow… listening to Biden in 2011 is really something when you consider the Hot Mess the world is now, especially with ISIS and Russia ascending and…  but I digress…

Really Mark?  You were thinking about Cherry and the Boy and the Dog while the cortisol was flowing freely and the bullets were piercing your backside??  Nice line.

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And such big words we have now…  comforting, reassuring, enabling… Yup, your entire existence is the epitome of being enabled…  now hunch down over that keyboard and write your damn article…

Wow… he actually went home…

If it seems like Mark was “away” for a while, it’s because he was!  175 days since we saw the octopus eat the crab and we were introduced to “Mississippi” Ken and “How old ARE you anyway?” Kelly… Sorry boys and girls, your faithful scribe had to step away “on business” for a couple of days.  But it’s probably best to take these Lost Forest scenes down in a big swallow…

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I see the Beaver Family is still intact-

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And I see that Mr. Allen has no compunction about grabbing more stock scenes from the library… misshapen Cherry serving coffee to her adventure-seeking husband…  Nice try at bonding, Rusty.  Mark’s been home less than an hour and he is already dismissing your comments with a verbal shrug…  But it looks like Mark has regaled his family with lusty tales of good vs. evil, etc…  And it appears that Mark is not afraid to call out Terrorism when he sees it…

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Yes.  Good to be home with you, Cherry, not that kid… But check out the concerned look on Mark’s face when Cherry suggest they “Step Outside…” Huh?  What?? Why???

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Cherry, your man is not brave, he’s a murderer!  Of course I’m sure that Mark’s version of the story is replete with notions of self-defense and they-had-it-coming, I needed to save the planet, etc…  Yes… Happy when the Feds arrived to give you a ride back… but no mention of the boat you destroyed?  No repercussions?  Well, at least all is right again in the Trailverse…  Unless one considers that Andy is on a leash in the first panel…  What- has he become a flight risk in Mark’s absence??

Worse than Smuggling Birds?!?

Or better than??  More lucrative, anyway… According to Jose… That’s a mighty big word there… He’s clearly the brains behind this operation.

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Judging by the reaction in panel two, this is not the first time the Ol’ Jefe is a little slow on the uptake…  As Jose laughs and grimaces and holds his head in pain, he calmly and collectively suggests that he has bigger plans in store, a bigger payoff…

But seriously… this is Mark Trail we are talking about.  It’s been at least two story arcs since we last had smuggling animals in the plot…  Remember the whole “My Friends call me Dirty” story?  There can be no greater foul than trafficking in poached animals and their parts… So while Jose’s idea may be more lucrative, let’s hope it’s at least as interesting as smuggling birds!!

But back to the abrupt transition away from Ken and Kelly!  What became of Kelly?  Are Mark and Ken cooling their heels in a decontamination chamber? Is Mark talking his way out of having to pay for the boat?  So many loose ends!!  Do we ever go back to Lost forest so Mark and Cherry can get their smooch on?

Eww…  sorry… shouldn’t have gone there…

Goin’ South of the Border…

Almost in the shadow of the Hacienda…  This is awesome.  Mr. Lizard becomes Hawk bait even before he can begin to digest the Spider…

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“So, Jose… Why have you asked me to meet you here?”

“Ah, Jefe, Mee Ameego,  would you be eenterested in makeeng some queek money??”  I can imagine Jose saying/sounding like…

OK I’ll get into trouble for that one, but let’s see how racially sensitive (or not) this story line becomes…  Immediately conjuring up images of Breaking Bad…  Cooking meth in the desert

Man? or Beast?

It’s clear enough now how James Allen likes to start his story lines and transition between story lines – with Adrian Peterson-Quality Jump-cuts to new locales involving animals eating other animals…  witness the Octopus eating crab sequence at the beginning the radioactive shark story line… and here we have Lizard eating Spider with whatever might follow…

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But lo! What doth cast such a mean shadow on the eater-of-spiders?  Man? Beast? Is there a difference?  Maybe it’s Bear Grylls of TV fame showing us how to survive in the Desert…