Start with 20 grand, he offers you 15… Blurt out 10, all you get is 5!
5 Grand? Really? Why, he’d have to turn that trick every quarter just to get to the poverty line. Take a vacation? That’s a joke. A criminal’s work is never done… It’s not like they have Paid Time Off or a retirement plan… The pressure to always have a new plan, a next caper… That’s gotta suck. I was self-employed for a while in my storied career and I know how that feels. Engaged on day and scraping the next! And what I was doing was legal!
Is it my imagination, or is Tut getting more and more rotund?
But wait! Dirty has something up his sleeve, or down his shorts, as it were… What’s he reaching for? Is that a Rhino Horn?
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The Fat Man can’t be THIS naive, to open a safe full of cash and gold in front of a thief, but only offer him a handful of cash. He would have to expect that Dirty would live up to his name and make a play for that Big Time Loot, as he seems to be doing. So, unless the Fat Man is also a fat head, he must have a hidden accomplice ready to ventilate Dirty when he makes his play.
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