Fashion police are everywhere! You never know!!
But what will be equally surprising is when they try to clear customs and realize that they forgot to get Rusty a Passport! But, true that they probably couldn’t clear the security line stateside without proof that they were going to be good on the other end…
But certainly we who dwell in the BOLD NORTH (no longer the MIDWEST) can only dream of an expat life where the only threats are Hurricanes and a periodic bout with Tourista…
The Daily Trail 
Apparently, only Mark is capable of hearing airport announcements or reading boarding signs. And are they flying first class? Members of the airline’s “Gold Service”? Or just part of the collective “baggage” class boarding last at the back of the plane?
And what happened at airport security? I’m sure we missed some fun situations with full-body scans. Or with Rusty having a meltdown when told to remove his belt and shoes and getting pulled out by TSA when they spot the pocket knife in his pocket. “Aw, Mom, you know I never go anywhere without my trusty knife!”