OK, let’s start with the premise that it’s broad daylight…
…and the fact that bats, vampire or otherwise, are nocturnal creatures… why would they be swarming now? Also, so-called vampire bats are tiny… about 3 inches in length. Dr. Camel, you are nothing but a showman, a huckster. The fact that people have this thing called google allows them to fact-heck your ass!
Do you have to return the elephants with a full tank? Or did you pre-pay upon picking them up? And how exactly does one “get” a Sherpa? Talk about working for peanuts! <HA HAW> And how high are you planning to go in search of Squatch? Hey- that would make a great show- Tonight on Animal Planet, “In Search of Squatch!” Has a nice alliterative feel to it… and it seems that we already have the opening song… and oops, seems that Leonard Nimoy beat me to it…
“Hertz Rent-a-Pachaderm, at your service! Will you be wanting the Crush-Protection coverage, along with stampede insurance?”