I’m with Rex on this one. Sure, this “rampaging” elephant may be heading towards Texas, unimpeded by cars, neighborhoods, rivers, shopping malls, the police, game wardens, and all manner of local yokels. Nevertheless, Texas ain’t exactly Rhode Island in terms of size, so I suspect Mark is being a tad overly concerned. Perhaps he takes Dr. Seuss too seriously.

Anway, I just noticed: Why is Rex wearing leather gloves? Do nature hikes require gloves? Do two people looking to get away by themselves need gloves? Sounds kind of kinky to me. If Tess brings a whip, I wanna see pictures!